trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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