Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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