Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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