I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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