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Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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