Dual....:-)
well I can't set my house on fire every night
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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