oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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