Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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