dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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