Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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