just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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