dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
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Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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