It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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