Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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