That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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