so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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