it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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