I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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