Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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