Do you still have your period?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So vagazzling was a success
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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