508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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