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i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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