He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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