belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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