That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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