so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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