She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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