Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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