Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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