I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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