he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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