Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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