i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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