alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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