What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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