Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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