i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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