i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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