I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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