Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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