I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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