Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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