my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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