Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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