The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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