everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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