woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
sex in a hospital.. check
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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