So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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