I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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