Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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