Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You made out with two different species that night
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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