Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
When are your genitals available?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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