She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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