he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Boobs speak an international language.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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