you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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