It's like a parade of train wrecks.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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