all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
No subtext here. People are naked.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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