She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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